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| User: | annoyed_god (2096281) As I stood, bare heart and foot...
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| Name: | Kara | |||||
| Location: | damn cold, Antarctica | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1986-07-25 | |||||
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| Bio: | ahem...i am god, that is all ...oh and I am totally awesome and you should totally add me...like, totally! omg!!! LOLZORS!!!!11!!111oneoneoneoneone ....I'm ofcourse being entirely sarcastic, I hate you, go away.  Adopt your own Old Skool Adoptable!    Signs that You may be a Homicidal Maniac Your bullets have little smiley faces painted on the tips. You find watching the 'faces of death' series to be a calming experience after a rough day. You wear a black trench coat and combat boots. (note: not all homicidal maniacs use this attire, BUT all people who use this attire ARE homicidal maniacs). You have a full room dedicated to your collection of medieval surgical instruments. You use medieval surgical instruments. the concept of using a blowtorch on something other than flesh, like say... metal, seems alien to you. You say things like 'I'm not a butcher, I'm an artist working in an unpopular medium'. You use the term 'thinning the herd' in relation to people. You wake up in strange places, naked, covered in blood, and holding a pair of dental pliers. You have a significant number of interactive conversations with inanimate objects and at some point, they start telling you to do 'bad things'. You have memorized the location and accessibility of water towers in relation to densely populated areas, and you own a suppressed high powered rifle. You have skeletons in your closet. Literally. You have a well used piece of piano wire, yet you have never owned a piano. You firmly believe that the laws of this world don't apply to you because you serve a higher power. You have a more functional knowledge of the human anatomy then any given doctor. Seeing horrific car accidents makes you giggle. You think of the Spanish inquisition as 'a good start'. The sight of mushroom clouds sexually arouses you. Your body count rivals that of Nagasaki, 1945. You collect any part of the human anatomy. You like dressing up like the Easter bunny and carry around a fire axe. You consider barbed wire a sexual aid. After that last 'little mistake' you installed breathing holes in the trunk of your car. You list Pinhead from 'Hellraiser' among your favorite artists. You give live scorpion's as Valentines day gifts. You keep your stash of potassium cyanide in your guest bathroom, in a bottle marked 'aspirin'. You think of crucifixion as a lost art. Most of your religious knowledge revolves around Cain. You can identify with Cain. You think you are Cain. You have a tasty recipe for human flesh. You live in New York. You have a pet name for your knife. You go big-game hunting with a chainsaw. You use the lyrics to the Ministry song 'Flashback' as a how-to guide. You support televised capital punishment, not as a deterent to crime, but because you like watching people die. You walk through the local shopping mall looking for exploitable weaknesses in their bomb defenses. Your basement labratory has seven different strains of Ebola; at least 320% stronger than anything the CDC has ever seen. Your bunny slippers are actually dead rabbits. There are more dead bodies in your back yard than there are in Arlington. You continue working in the slaughter houses because you enjoy the smell.       mmm...trent reznor...:) | |||||
| Memories:: | 2 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 147: a clockwork orange, a perfect circle, absolutely fabulous, adrien brody, alan cumming, anime, anne rice, architecture, art, beatles, beauty, beth orton, billie holiday, bjork, black adder, black books, books, boy meets boy, brian molko, bridget jones' diary, buffy, carl barron, chamomile tea, clouds, coldplay, conan o'brien, creativity, david hyde pierce, dead like me, depechemode, donnie darko, eating cheese, ella fitzgerald, emily dickenson, eric bana, eva cassidy, eyes, family guy, faust, fiction, fight club, films, frank sinatra, franz ferdinand, french movies, full metal alchemist, funny face, gothic architecture, graham norton, green, grey skies, hands, harry potter, heat, helena bonham carter, hermione granger, hermione/snape, homestarrunner.com, humour, jack off jill, johnny the homicidal maniac, liam gallagher, lighting fires, limericks, lips, literature, little birdy, machine gun fellatio, mastication, memnoch the devil, mermaids, monty python, muse, music, nerds, nice smells, nick drake, niles crane, nine inch nails, noel gallagher, nudity, oasis, office space, orgasms, oysters, people, personality, photographic art, photography, placebo, poetry, psychology, purple, pussy...cats, queer as folk, radiohead, rain, reading, red, requiem for a dream, return to oz, rocko's modern life, rocky horror picture show, ron weasley, screwing around, severus snape, sex, sex and the city, shakespeare, singing, sleeping with ghosts, smashing pumpkins, socks, soft skin, strong bad, the 1920's, the beatles, the breakfast club, the cure, the dandy warhols, the doors, the flaming lips, the hives, the neverending story, the pixies, the ramones, the royal tenenbaums, the smiths, the strokes, the velvet under ground, the verve, the violent femmes, the who, tomatoes, tool, toothpastefordinner.com, trent reznor, tulips, unicorns, vampire hunter d, vinegar, vintage clothes, vynil, waynes world, ween, writing, yeats | |||||
| Schools: | Macquarie Fields High School - Sydney, NSW, Australia | |||||
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| Friend of: | 36: __wakethedead__, banrighess, bexta01, biologicaltypo, bren_in_a_box, chevell, combat_toast, delphinikins, di_lemma, dioramanda, eeeeeeeeen, efils_god, elanonimo, frenchys_pony, hello_kitty_kat, i_heart_turkey, in_white_rooms, mandude91, mattjohntarrion, mossmahontuz, mrshalftrousers, philaus76, prodigium, red_betty, rok_lobsta, ruku_san, shayolden, shittycrap, sivispace, slave2themusic, smthngdffrnt, stalingraduate, stonics, teeny_goth, verymental, warrior666 | |||||
| Member of: | 12: _are_you_a_dork, _claimaband, beneaththenight, film_fetish, infamous___porn, live_forever, nickdrake, placebo_fans, placebowhores, radiohead, stepinside, thecure | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
